Crunchy Mom Gets Roasted for Claiming "Free Birthed Baby" Always Hangs Out Where Her Placenta Was Buried

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    Juan Placenta radar baby is a wild flex 20h Reply Dakoda Sunday. Creator Lmao ok I'm dying 16.2K
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    joe We buried our son next to our garden and now our placenta always lays next to him
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    PISCESGRLY my placenta buried me and i'm commenting this from underground help
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    Emma I visit my placenta every year for thanksgiving
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    jordan "ok now if you lay down and stay still mommy will give you an extra half hour on the ipad so you can watch skibidi toilet for longer"
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    Jsh My son yearns for the biohazard disposal bin
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    Melissa Bolf My child runs to the hospital where she was born and find the placenta & snuggles it like a stuffy 23h Reply Dakoda Sunday. Creator 74.1K
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    drewofficial As a placenta, I find this super heartwarming.
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    Itzjustajokebro My placenta walked my baby girl down the aisle on her wedding day d
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    Laura I miss those good old days when i used to lay on a cold and dirty ground, hugging my mom's placenta.
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    Gianna my back alley born baby always runs back to the sewers to snuggle their placenta
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    paprikashh our daughter buried her own placenta and now we hear screaming coming from the garden at night
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    Linda Perjus My son still hugs his placenta. He is in his 40s.
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    Jay Kay Placenta here! The child I was part of sends me a birthday card every year.
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    IRLBOS justwatchin got into a huge fight with my placenta, we don't talk anymore
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    yoshiyoyo17 My baby boy tried to crawl back into my uterus so he could pretend he was close to the placenta again 63
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    sam my placenta tucks me in at night
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    ItzLexington if you start watering it daily come spring it'll grow into a fetus tree
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    brynnyedits HELP IS THIS SATIRE 22h Reply 1530 Dakoda Sunday. Creator Have y'all never heard of birth? I'll explain as dull as I can. I gave birth, baby detached from placenta, I burried it.

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